Deep thought

If I was a street artist and had to pick a pseudonym to protect my identity (like Banksy, Obey, Space Invader, etc.) I would choose Diahorrea, because I bet that name hasn't been used by anyone yet. Same thing if I was a DJ – I think there's a nice ring to 'DJ Diahorrea'.

In other news, my passport arrived in the mail today!
YAAAAY